Dear They, You have made rocket ships that land on Mars. You have made computers that will soon take over the world. You have invented Nutella. Would you mind thinking up something better than 1 ply toilet paper for those of us stricken by both crippling cheapness and a runny nose? Clearly you have the know-how and the free time. I know for a fact that there are members of your mysterious group working on things like attack dolphins and robots that don't slip on ice (not problems or solutions I was aware we had or needed) so what could be the harm in a little side project? You will find, upon the successful completion of this project, MILLIONS of grateful consumers, red-nosed and miserable, eager to snatch up as much of this magical product as you can crank out. Nate PS. While you're out and about making life for us thrifty-types easier, please note that we would also like solutions to the following: 1. How to own a car without living in it. 2. Where the 'free sample' nights at nearby grocery stores can be found. 3. Healthcare. PPS. Regarding QP. With any luck, I'll be posting a new album every day until the photos run out. This might take weeks.

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Carla
My house was TP'd one night in high school. I was awakened by my mom informing me of this fact, and also that I should carefully collect it. The culprits where considerate enough to use two-ply, and I would have to, over the next few weeks, put the quality paper to good use.

Carla
Yipeeeee!